sweetNikki1 write: Dammmnn..... Solong, you had me in tears. I'm at work and the boss, thinks I lost a family member or something. You are too funny!!! Anyway I have a few Momma jokes myself, here goes......
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a racing car....chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Don't Spit! I Can't Swim!"
Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!
Yo momma so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!