THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY Laughter is the best medicine Forward to friends

  • View author's info Author Posted on Mar 18, 2006 at 03:51 AM


    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several naughty movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: On a street corner.
    Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
    Way Ugly: She makes way more money than you.
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  • View author's info Posted on May 04, 2014 at 11:59 PM


    This was a very interesting yet awesome thread to sit back and read... 😆👍👍👍👌

  • View author's info Posted on Apr 04, 2006 at 10:10 PM


    **......................................... Smiling,
    Sama descreetly emerges from the door
    on the right, quickly smoothing her hair
    and straightening her clothes**
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 31, 2006 at 09:16 PM


    Samantha451 write:
    J.P., You're killin' me from laughter over here hon! Quite witty indeed.
    Especially the stiff neck and the neighbors with sharp objects ones.=D

    Why, thank you Samantha451.

    **Phea takes Samantha451 by the hand to the door on the right, for a little...err...FUN! **
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 30, 2006 at 12:24 PM


    J.P.,
    You're killin' me from laughter over here hon!

    Quite witty indeed.
    Especially the stiff neck and the neighbors with sharp objects ones.=D
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 29, 2006 at 04:18 PM


    Good: You flirt with a gorgeous woman at a party.
    Bad: Your wife notices.
    Ugly: You're married to Lorena Bobbitt.
    Way Ugly: She's carrying a sharp object.

    Good: Your 22 year old daughter got a new job.
    Bad: It's at the White House.
    Ugly: She will be working for the president.

    Good: You talk your wife into taking a Viagra pill.
    Bad: She gets it stuck in her throat.
    Ugly: She misses three days of work because of a stiff neck.

    Good: A beautiful redhead at a party drags you into a closet.
    Bad: You discover just a moment too late, she has the same equipment as you.
    Ugly: Hers is larger than yours.

    Good: Your 4 friends are your neighbors.
    Bad: They are all good with sharp objects.
    Ugly: Their houses are labeled Cell Blocks # 1-4.
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 24, 2006 at 12:00 AM


    Good: You decide to get married.
    Bad: You have to pay for the entire wedding.
    Ugly: You are getting married to a divorce lawyer.

    Good: You are making out with your girl in a car in a dark corner of a public park.
    Bad: A cop car pulls right next to you and switches its lights on.
    Ugly: Your girl says, "Oh my gawd, it's Dad."

    Good: Your wife decides to give you a lap dance for your birthday.
    Bad: She moves like a professional.
    Ugly: You tip her twenty and she looks disappointed.

    Good: Your teenage daughter comes to you for advice.
    Bad: About s*xual positions.
    Ugly: Involving more than one partner.

    Good: Your daughter writes home from Hollywood saying she made it into the movies.
    Bad: As an extra.
    Ugly: You find the movie in the backroom in an adult video store.

    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

    Good: You give the "Bird and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

    Good: Your daughter is finally maturing.
    Bad: She's involved with the man next door.
    Ugly: So are you.
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 23, 2006 at 08:27 AM


    How in the world did I get listed as the AUTHOR of this thread when it should be Samantha451. OK, you PTB, clean up your act, or I'm gonna...LOL
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 02:37 PM


    That's funny Samantha! Let me think a couple... hmm...

    Good: You call your best friend on the phone.
    Bad: You interrupted when she was making love.
    Ugly: You know her hubbie is in Montreal.

    Good: The local butcher got meat on sale.
    Bad: The meat looks very red and bleeds a lot.
    Ugly: You find yourself whinnying after dinner.

    Good: Your cat looks satisfied.
    Bad: She spits a huge hairball.
    Ugly: The hamster is missing.
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 22, 2006 at 05:26 AM


    Glad you two enjoyed these.
    As to where to find more...

    Dunno. -These arrived to me in an email.
    I guess one could think up a few themselves...

    I'm not "a pro" by any means but one that popped into my head within a few minutes of reading you question kash:

    GOOD: Your neurosurgen graduated with highest honors.
    BAD: By cheating his way through med school.
    UGLY: The anesthetist has just said "Count backwards from 100."
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 09:23 AM


    Samantha451 write:
    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several naughty movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: On a street corner.
    Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
    Way Ugly: She makes way more money than you.


    Oh Sama these are great!! Where can we find more???
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 19, 2006 at 08:04 AM


    Very FUNNY Sama451.
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