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  • View author's info Posted on Nov 21, 2005 at 06:12 AM


    She has my bunny slippers!!!!!!!
  • View author's info Posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 03:21 PM


    i can be a man of few words...... let the picture speak thousands..... lol........... some bittersweet........ pass the godiva.........

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  • View author's info Posted on Nov 14, 2005 at 03:17 AM


    ....... Two Gas Company Serviceman, A Senior Training Supervisor And A Young Trainee, Were Out Checking Meters In A Suburban Neighborhood, They Parker .... Their Truck At The Other End Of The Alley ...... And Went On To Work Their Way To The Other End ........ And ..... At The Last House .......... They Notice A Woman Looking Out Of Her Kitchen Window ... At Them ..... As They Checked Her Gas Meter ............ Well, Finshing The Meter Reading ....... The Senior Supervisor ..... Challenged His Younger Co-Worker ..... To A Foot Race, Down The Alleyway, Back To The Truck, To Prove That An Older Guy Could Out Run A Younger One .............. As They Both Soon Came Running Up To The Truck, ...... They Realized The Lady From That Last House ..... Was Huffing And Puffing Right Behind Them .......... Well .......... They Stoped And Asked Her .... What Was Wrong ........ As She Was Gasping For Breath, ................ AS ........ She Replied, ........................................... When I See "TWO" Gas Men Running As Hard As The Two Of You's Were ....................... I Figured ........ I'd Better Run Like Hell Too .......................................................... ....................................
  • View author's info Posted on Nov 11, 2005 at 10:46 AM


    I LOVVVE IT!! But in all fairness I do know a few single men who are raising their children in their homes. I APPLAUDE THEM!
  • View author's info Posted on Nov 10, 2005 at 08:46 PM


    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
    >
    > Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4
    >kids each for six weeks.
    >
    > Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance
    >classes. There is no fast food.
    >
    > Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house
    >clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
    >and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
    >
    > In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries
    >each week.
    >
    > Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
    >dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make
    >cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
    >
    > Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
    >planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.
    >
    > The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
    >and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them.
    >
    > Each father will be required to know all of the words to every
    >stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive
    >character on cartoons.
    >
    > The men must sh ave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
    >apply themselves either while driving or making four lunches.
    >
    > They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
    >stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
    >
    > During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach
    >cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never
    >once complain or slow down from other duties.
    >
    > They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at
    >least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
    >
    > He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them,
    >dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
    >
    > A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
    >will be required to know all of the following information: *each child's
    >birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
    >
    > Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length
    >of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
    >favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they
    >want to be when they grow up.
    >
    > They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then
    >spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them
    >hand and foot until they are better.
    >
    > Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
    >a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
    >
    > The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last
    >man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
    >spouse at a moments notice.
    >
    > If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and
    >over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be
    >called Mother!
    >
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 03:20 PM


    exoticbf write:
    Don't think I'm an advocate for violence...but have you ever had a co-worker...(that in Chris Rock's words) you just wanted to shake.

    Well, this is for you.

    Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!



    Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you
    have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
    with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a
    co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have
    a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see
    what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,
    when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike
    Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR
    IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

    * You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
    * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
    day.
    * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
    slapping the irritant.
    * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
    stapler or a hole-puncher.
    * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
    irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

    Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the
    living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a good day:)


    OMG, I HAVE TWO of those buuttt kissing co-workers. Kash thinkin about slappin both of em senseless. LOL
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 20, 2005 at 01:49 AM


    Thank you for the warm welcome Silver & Nikki:)

    I'm always down for a good laugh...so as I come across some "funnies"...I'll b sure to pass them along.

    I'm up already before the crack of dawn...while most folks are still slumbering.

    Okay...I'll check back later...have a GREAT day:)
    Thank you for the warm welcome Silver & Nikki:)

    I'm always down for a good laugh...so as I come across some "funnies"...I'll b sure to pass them along.

    I'm up already before the crack of dawn...while most folks are still slumbering.

    Okay...I'll check back later...have a GREAT day:)
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 19, 2005 at 08:17 AM


    Good one Exotic, now is it really legal to do all those things to a Co-Worker? If it is let me know, I have a few people I need to SLAP!
    Good one Exotic, now is it really legal to do all those things to a Co-Worker? If it is let me know, I have a few people I need to SLAP!
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 10:23 PM


    Don't think I'm an advocate for violence...but have you ever had a co-worker...(that in Chris Rock's words) you just wanted to shake.

    Well, this is for you.

    Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!



    Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you
    have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
    with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a
    co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have
    a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see
    what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,
    when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike
    Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR
    IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

    * You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
    * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
    day.
    * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
    slapping the irritant.
    * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
    stapler or a hole-puncher.
    * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
    irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

    Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the
    living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a good day:)

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  • View author's info Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 10:16 PM


    I may have posted my joke in the wrong area...opps.

    Well, here was my 1st joke...since I like to laugh too. It's a pre-requisite for me...you have to be a little silly. I'm a kid at heart & always will be.

    "Hypnotist"

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."


    No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?

    His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of the mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone.

    The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

    His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

    The husband agrees to try it.

    Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
    He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
    He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

    His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

    The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
    The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
    Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
    With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"

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  • View author's info Posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 11:31 AM


    Thanks for the reply! For a minute there
    I thought you forgot all about me, but I see you didn't! You have truly earned the name Queen Bee in my opinion! You seem to keep things in order in here! I respect you for that! You have such a positive ora about you. Your words are very positive, sincere and endearing. Keep up the good work. Talk to you soon!!!
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 07:05 PM


    Hi Silver. Thanks for the welcome and warning! Anyway I need your advice on something! I posted a topic titled Queen Bee Silver1944, under Message Board! I would really like your advice. when you get a chance please check it out!
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 11:21 AM


    Oh really? Well I guess Raww needs to go back to Drivers ED! Ha, Ha, Ha
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 08:55 AM


    Nikki - don't you realize it was Raww that ran over the pig?
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 05:47 PM


    Raww did u just finish slaughtering a real Pig and cooked it?
    Anyway first two jokes by OK007 and Sweetgirl2005, were very funny.
    Raww was the intent of your picture suppose to be a joke? Hummmmmm..... just wondering?
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 16, 2005 at 12:51 PM


    now that was funny.

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