Blog : Diary Of A Dirty Old Man/Little White Lies...

Quoting removed_Vetterider:

For this Dirty Old Man it was like high school all over again, on the phone for 6 hours 45 minutes. When ebony/ivory feels in sync the hours are breathless. Health and fitness and how it impacts one body (temple) were the recurring chat. I was intrigued at such notions as a raw food diet. What impressed most was the fact than on at least 3 occasions the chat ended because she had to rush of to her workout.

Music to the ears of this dirty old man, because:

I along with a Russian partner owned a most successful health club in Atlanta in the 80s when Racquetball and such burst onto the scene. The health club was in the mall area of a 5 Star Hotel which drew for us all manner of notables. We bought the club with 75 members and had 2700 when it was sold.

I was the best, and my clients feared not reaching the body sculpturing results they alleged they wanted me to sculpture. I have also trained 7 female body-builders, which is not like training a client who simply wants to tone and firm their body by converting fatty tissue to lean tissue.

I would think the above qualifies me as an expert witness on the topic. So what happens to the libido of a Dirty Old Man when this beautiful fitness fanatic steps from her car with a body that looks as though it was not the one to join her on her workout.

I declare myself a sexy Dirty Old Man on my 58th birthday (March 20. for sexy Dirty Old White Women with belated Happy Birthday). I have worked out in all forms since my military days and to this day if a month of jogging is missed, (like at this time with a knee injury) life is not complete.

So, you would ask, what do I have the right to expect?

I expect the truth of what is stated on the member’s profile. A few extra pounds mean a few extra pounds to different people, but I would expect a lot of extra pounds to a huge amount of extra pounds. In the case of women, it is their little white lie, but the lie of vanity. It is sexy and expected.

But, when the profile says healthy, and coupled with hours of truth-chat, and 3 workout exits, I expected to see a woman who owns her own horse farm to have that catlike walk you only see on women who derriere is shaped by the same squats I demaned of countless women on the floor of my health club. I expected her lats and traps to have a certain flex, along with the calf muscles that make women’s legs what they are.

I was greeted by a 2011 white woman who had simply put on her face. She ran her own horse farm and certainly knew horse flesh. She spoke with a keen eye for details about a particular mare that looked awesome.

I suppose a real Dirty Old Black Man would don his King Kong mask and ravage any Dirty Old White Woman with a beautiful face. The problem is that this Dirty Old Man has a libido that requires the truth and nothing but the truth. I personally view the acts of the subject of the blog as flawed. However, as a fitness instructor I love to hear any speak of their body in terms of it as a Temple.

I have one simply rule for the little white lies told in profiles. I believe any and everything women say. I she alleges she is Superwomen, I expect one day to see her fly. The Superwomen here simply told a white lie about flight, vanity perhaps the cause.

Are they called white lies because only white women tell them. Are black, Latino, Asian, and even bi-racial women being discriminated against and held back by society because they dare not utter a white woman’s lie. Is Klan-like blondes, brunettes, redhead and greyheads roaming the night seeking out rebel women bold enough to white-lie in pubic, a real nail bite-off offense. What self-respecting non-white woman would spice up her profile, just for a chance of a lifetime with their version of a Prince Charming?

Since white women think they along have the right to tell little white lies, other women must be free to free to tell their own little black, Latino, Asian, and even bi-racial lies on their profile.

In the interest of fairness to white women the world over, my next blog will research little white lies among white men, and their global conspiracy to deny other men the world over the basic right on their online profiles…

For this Dirty Old Man it was like high school all over again, on the phone for 6 hours 45 minutes. When ebony/ivory feels in sync the hours are breathless. Health and fitness and how it impacts one body (temple) were the recurring chat. I was intrigued at such notions as a raw food diet. What impressed most was the fact than on at least 3 occasions the chat ended because she had to rush of to her workout.

Music to the ears of this dirty old man, because:

I along with a Russian partner owned a most successful health club in Atlanta in the 80s when Racquetball and such burst onto the scene. The health club was in the mall area of a 5 Star Hotel which drew for us all manner of notables. We bought the club with 75 members and had 2700 when it was sold.

I was the best, and my clients feared not reaching the body sculpturing results they alleged they wanted me to sculpture. I have also trained 7 female body-builders, which is not like training a client who simply wants to tone and firm their body by converting fatty tissue to lean tissue.

I would think the above qualifies me as an expert witness on the topic. So what happens to the libido of a Dirty Old Man when this beautiful fitness fanatic steps from her car with a body that looks as though it was not the one to join her on her workout.

I declare myself a sexy Dirty Old Man on my 58th birthday (March 20. for sexy Dirty Old White Women with belated Happy Birthday). I have worked out in all forms since my military days and to this day if a month of jogging is missed, (like at this time with a knee injury) life is not complete.

So, you would ask, what do I have the right to expect?

I expect the truth of what is stated on the member’s profile. A few extra pounds mean a few extra pounds to different people, but I would expect a lot of extra pounds to a huge amount of extra pounds. In the case of women, it is their little white lie, but the lie of vanity. It is sexy and expected.

But, when the profile says healthy, and coupled with hours of truth-chat, and 3 workout exits, I expected to see a woman who owns her own horse farm to have that catlike walk you only see on women who derriere is shaped by the same squats I demaned of countless women on the floor of my health club. I expected her lats and traps to have a certain flex, along with the calf muscles that make women’s legs what they are.

I was greeted by a 2011 white woman who had simply put on her face. She ran her own horse farm and certainly knew horse flesh. She spoke with a keen eye for details about a particular mare that looked awesome.

I suppose a real Dirty Old Black Man would don his King Kong mask and ravage any Dirty Old White Woman with a beautiful face. The problem is that this Dirty Old Man has a libido that requires the truth and nothing but the truth. I personally view the acts of the subject of the blog as flawed. However, as a fitness instructor I love to hear any speak of their body in terms of it as a Temple.

I have one simply rule for the little white lies told in profiles. I believe any and everything women say. I she alleges she is Superwomen, I expect one day to see her fly. The Superwomen here simply told a white lie about flight, vanity perhaps the cause.

Are they called white lies because only white women tell them. Are black, Latino, Asian, and even bi-racial women being discriminated against and held back by society because they dare not utter a white woman’s lie. Is Klan-like blondes, brunettes, redhead and greyheads roaming the night seeking out rebel women bold enough to white-lie in pubic, a real nail bite-off offense. What self-respecting non-white woman would spice up her profile, just for a chance of a lifetime with their version of a Prince Charming?

Since white women think they along have the right to tell little white lies, other women must be free to free to tell their own little black, Latino, Asian, and even bi-racial lies on their profile.

In the interest of fairness to white women the world over, my next blog will research little white lies among white men, and their global conspiracy to deny other men the world over the basic right on their online profiles…